Home Chef Pet Peeve #756

Too many ingrdients

Recipes that claim to be “3 Ingredients” of “5 Ingredients or Less”, but don’t count things like spices, garnishes, or butter/oil really burn my biscuits!

Not only is it deceptive advertising (as an American media sheep, you think I’d be used to that, lol) but it hurts the very people that I bust my hump to help every day.

You see, people go looking for these recipes because they’re too busy, or too intimidated to to try ones that are more complex.

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They’re TRYING, they’re dipping a toe in the pool, and these sleazy posters are the piranha that make them run away screaming when they see the actual 25 item list that includes all the seasonings and “optional” ingredients.

This is like coaxing a little kid up to the t-ball stand and then hurling a 100mph curve-ball at him (or her.)

Frankly, it pisses me off.

If you’ve been discouraged by these kind of recipe searches, take heart. There ARE some super-simple recipes out there that can help you test the (salted) water. I have a few, like yesterday’s Thai Grilled Chicken Salad (5ing), our Easy Southern Greens (4ing), and our Simply Amazing Oven-Roasted Chicken Thighs  and there are many, many more out there on pages authored by cooks who really do want to help you, not just get another ad-click.

easy oven roasted chicken thighs

Easy oven roasted chicken thighs. Delicious right out of the pan, or amazing as an ingredient in dozens of other recipes!

Many times, the word “frugal” is a better way to find simple recipes, than words like “quick” or “easy.”

If you’re looking for something specific, just let me know. I’ve been tooling along this specific super-highway a long time, and I DO want you to cook.

In fact, I think our future depends on it.

You can comment below, IM me on Facebook, or email me personally at chefperryp@gmail.com

The only dumb question, is the one that isn’t asked.

Now, go cook somethin’!

~Chef Perry


Quick & Easy Thai Grilled Chicken Salad

Easy Thai Chicken Salad

Sometimes even I don’t have a lot of time to prep a delicious, healthy meal…and a little cheating is required. And sometimes, those meals turn out to be freakin’ awesome.

This is one of them.


  • 4 boneless, skinless chicken thighs
  • 1 bottle Sesame Ginger Marinade
  • 1 jar Apricot preserves
  • 1/4 cup dark brown sugar
  • 1 bag Thai (or Asian) salad mix

This recipe couldn’t be much easier…

Easy Thai Chicken Salad

In the morning, mix the bottled marinade, preserves, and brown sugar in a non-reactive bowl, and whisk until smooth.

Add the chicken thighs, turning each to coat evenly.

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Cover the bowl with plastic wrap and place in the fridge. If you’re home, turn them a couple of times during the day, if not, don’t worry about it.

When  you’re ready to start dinner, remove the chicken from the marinade and allow to rest on the counter for at least 30 minutes to take off the chill.


Fire up your grill for indirect cooking, and grill the chicken for five minutes, then dip each thigh back in the marinade, flip, and grill another 5 minutes. Repeat until the thighs get firm, then move them over the direct heat to get a little char on them.

Remove from heat and let the thighs set and cool for 10-15 minutes before slicing.


Mix all of the salad ingredients in a large bowl, divide between four plates, and top each with an even amount of chicken.


Chef Perry

MY KITCHEN Hero Circle

Announcing our Heroes Circle!

MY KITCHEN Hero Circle

For our 2016 Spring pledge drive, we’re initiating the MY KITCHEN Outreach Hero Circle!

This new program is in response to many of you asking for a way to make automated monthly contributions to the outreach program.

MY KITCHEN is a hands-on learning program; a series of basic nutrition, planning, shopping, and cooking classes for at-risk youth, including children recovering from abuse, and foster-care teens who are preparing to live on their own for the first time. We also cook for homeless shelters and family warming centers, and offer our cooking services for other charity’s fundraisers.

We have partnered with organizations like Impact Northwest, Amy Roloff Charity Foundation, and Sparks of Hope to offer hands on, “real food” cooking classes for the youth they work with.

MY KITCHEN Hero Circle

These are not classes that focus on a career in the culinary arts (though, we’ll be adding those in the future), but instead cover the primary skills and techniques required to plan, shop for, and cook healthy, affordable meals at home, using basic cooking equipment that these young people are likely to have available starting out on their own.

Think of it as “Home Ec.” for kids who may have never had a stable home environment to learn these essential skills from.

We believe that the ability to cook for oneself is a basic skill needed by everyone, and that the confidence and independence that comes along with these skills will transfer into all other areas of these kids lives.

In other words, if they can cook for themselves, they learn that they can do anything they want to do!

MY KITCHEN Hero Circle

Become a monthly giver and help us change kid’s lives by joining our Hero Program!

$30/mo ~ Thirty dollars a month will put one new student through our entire program, and provide them with a syllabus/cookbook, and vital skills in nutrition, shopping, and healthy cooking.

$50/mo ~ Fifty dollars will teach a full 10 student cooking class, every month! Basic knife skills, how to prepare healthy vegetables, how to be a savvy grocery shopper…be responsible for providing our kids with a life-skill they will never forget!

$100/mo ~ One Hundred dollars will fund an entire weekend of youth camp classes. Each student will be provided a commemorative camp cookbook, vital skills in nutrition, their own personal cooking utensils to keep, a MY Kitchen apron, and hands-on healthy cooking classes. As a special thank you, each $100.00 monthly hero will be gifted 2 Pop-Up Dinner Tickets to the upcoming event of their choice!

MY KITCHEN Hero CircleCustomize your Donation! ~ You can set the amount you give to any amount, and change that amount at any time, on our donation page.

*All donations will be deposited into the MY KITCHEN Outreach Program’s general fund, to be used at the discretion of our board of directors for outreach expenses.

If you would like to join us in mentoring kids, you can sign up for automated donations with your credit card, here on our GoFundMe page. (See detailed instructions, below…)

If you would like receive a mailed reminder to make a monthly contribution by check, or bank payment, please contact us (below) with your name and email address and we’ll send you the information!

Thank you for helping us help kids!


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Exciting plans!

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Talk about a thorn among the roses!

This is my new friend, Pastor Bob Haught, on my left, and my old friend Pastor Jerry Valde of Hillside Foursquare Church (Leyte, Philippines) on my right.

Take a good look at Pastor Jerry…you’re going to be seeing his face a lot in the coming months, as we work together on an AMAZING new partnership!

Stay tuned for more details!

Chef Perry

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The Home Chef’s Mother’s Day Cookbook (it’s free!)

Home Chef Mother's Day Cookbook FreeTips, ideas, and of course…lots of delicious, easy to make recipes with full color step-by-step instructions.
Breakfast, appetizers, dinner, and dessert recipes to show Mom just how awesome she is this Mother’s day, and every day after!
  • Tips for a Perfect Mother’s Day   
  • Blackberry Banana Smoothies
  • Sweet Potato Gratin Stacks
  • Bacon Apple Cheddar Dutch Baby
  • Patatas y Huevos Tacos
  • Truffles Flower Eggs
  • Mother’s Day Chili Egg Puffs
  • Caprese Tomato Bites
  • Garlic-Parmesan Baked Chicken Wings
  • Pho Deviled Eggs
  • Bacon & Shrimp Mini Soft Tacos
  • Slow Cooker Pork and Sweet Potato Curry  
  • Risotto ai Funghi Porcini
  • Pasta alla Carbonara
  • Poisson Meunière   
  • Easy Caramel Apple Crisp
  • Mint Oreo Truffles
  • Chocolate Peanut Butter Pot de Creme
  • Sweet Butter Rum Plantains
  • Banana Bread Muffins with Brown Sugar Glaze   

    …and more!

This guidebook will be sent to all of our free meal plan subscribers this afternoon.
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Happy Mother’s Day, and thank you for helping us help kids!
~Chef Perry


Next Level Ingredients: Butter Poached Garlic Cloves

Garlic Poached in Butter

Today we’re going to look at two of my all time favorite ingredients, garlic…and butter! And I’m going to show you one of those little restaurant kitchen secrets that can elevate a great dish into the range of freakin’ amazing.

Slow poaching in butter brings out all the sweetness of the garlic, without any bitterness. Creating  silky smooth, buttery soft garlic cloves, and a rich, deeply infused roasted garlic butter.

To make your Butter Poached Garlic, you’ll need:

1 cube Sweet Cream Butter (for some reason “sweet” means it has salt added…go figure)
10-12 fresh whole garlic cloves, peeled
1/4 tsp. fine sea salt

Cooking time: 1 hour on Medium Low

Here’s how I do it…


Pan-Seared Filet Mignon with Garlic-Mushroom Cream sauce

Filt Mignon with Garlic Mushroom Cream Sauce

From Chef Perry’s (upcoming) Home Chef Guidebook, “BACON!”, comes this delicious classic, with an over-the-top umami twist!

Sear your Filet Mignon in a cast-iron skillet just one time, and you’ll NEVER cook it on the grill again (and you know I love the grill), seriously. There are plenty of ways to cook a steak, but this is by far my favorite method.

In this guy’s opinions, the secret to a perfect Filet Mignon is to combine pan searing with an oven finish, yielding a slightly crusted surface with a juicy tender interior….it doesn’t get any better than that.

Pan-Seared Filet Mignon
Serves: 2
2   10oz beef tenderloin fillets, thick
Coarse sea salt
4 strips of apple-wood smoked bacon, regular slice (raw)
2 tablespoons Grapeseed oil*
2 tablespoons sweet cream butter
salt and pepper to taste

*Grapeseed oil has a very high smoke point, which makes it great for searing.
Garlic Mushroom Cream Sauce
2 strips apple-wood bacon
8 oz white mushrooms, freshly sliced
1 stick butter
4 lg cloves of garlic, chopped
1 Tbs. coarse black pepper
2 cups heavy whipping cream
2 tablespoons chopped fresh parsley

Remove steaks from the fridge, and bring to room temp. about 30 minutes. IMPORTANT – You want meat to be as near the same temperature at its core as it is on the surface, for even cooking.

Sauteed mushrooms with shallot and garlic
Saute mushrooms (or roast: see my recipe, here, from The Home Chef: Transforming the American Kitchen), bacon, black pepper, and shallots with 1/2 of the butter, over medium-low heat, until the mushrooms are well cooked, and any liquid has dissipated (15-20 minutes). Stir often. Remove from heat and set  aside.

Preheat the oven to 400F.

Filet Mignon with Garlic Mushroom Cream Sauce

Bring the skillet – I use the one I did the mushrooms in – to a very high heat with a little more butter and some oil, Wrap each fillet in a double strip of bacon, and secure with toothpicks.
Season meat generously with coarse sea salt, on both sides. Pepper, like any organic spice, will burn at high heat, leaving behind a scorched bitterness. When searing, or direct grilling, only salt should be used prior to cooking.

Cast Iron Filet Mignon
Place the fillets face down and sear undisturbed for 2 minutes. Flip the fillets and sear for an additional 2 minutes. This will give your beef a nice seared seared surface, and the bacon a crunchy edge.
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Meanwhile, in a small pan, or in the microwave, slowly warm the cream until just steaming.

Remove the steaks to a rack in a baking dish, and deglaze with skillet with 1 cup of hot water (to add a big bang of flavor use 1/2 water, and 1/2 Marsala wine.) Scrape the pan while deglazing, lower the heat and add the mushroom mixture, remaining butter, warmed cream, parsley, and sour cream. Stir until smooth and thickened.

Deglazing for pan sauce
Carefully transfer the baking dish (and steaks) into the oven. For rare, bake for 4-5 minutes. Medium rare, 5-6 minutes (140°F to 145°F – pictured). Medium, 6-7 minutes. Keep in mind the size of your steak, and adjust time accordingly.

Filet Mignon with Garlic Mushroom Cream Sauce
Remove fillets from the skillet and set in sauce, tented loosely in foil, and leave it alone for at least 5 minutes before slicing or serving whole.

Serve with mushroom sauce.

Note: I always add the sauce UNDER the steak. so I don’t lose that nice browned crunch of the surface. Your call.


Chef Perry


Pork Schnitzel with Dill Sauce and Simple Spaetzle

Pork Schnitzel with Dill Sauce and Simple Spaetzle


Pork Schnitzel
Yield: 4 servings

4 boneless pork loin chops (6oz each)
1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
Kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper
2 large eggs
1/2 cup milk
4 cups plain dried bread crumbs
2 Tbs extra-virgin olive oil
2 Tbs butter

Dill sauce:
1½ c. sour cream
1 Tbs dill
2 Tbs lemon juice
½ tsp. salt

For Dill Sauce

Whisk the sour cream, dill, lemon juice, and salt together in a medium bowl until smooth, cover with plastic wrap, and refrigerate.



Assemble the Pork Chops

Begin by placing each chop between 2 sheets of plastic wrap and gently pounding them out with the flat side of a meat tenderizer until they are an even 1/4-inch thick.


Put the flour in a shallow dish and season with salt and pepper. Whisk the eggs and milk in another shallow dish and season with salt and pepper. Put the bread crumbs in a third dish and again season with salt and pepper.

Pork Schnitzel recipe

Lightly dredge each piece of pork in flour, then in the egg and finally into the bread crumbs, pressing the bread crumbs onto the pork gently so they have a nice even coating.

Pork Schnitzel recipe

Lay the breaded pork cutlets in a single layer on a plate lined with parchment and refrigerate, uncovered, for 10 to 12 minutes to allow the coating to dry out a little and adhere to the pork.

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Heat oil and butter in large nonstick skillet over medium-high heat. Add the thyme sprig and let it fry for about 1 minute to infuse the oil. Remove the thyme sprig and reserve. Gently lay the cutlets into the pan and cook until golden brown and crispy, about 3 minutes per side. Remove to paper towels to drain.

Season with salt and transfer to a serving platter while still hot. Garnish with lemon wedges and the dill sauce before serving.

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making spatzel at home

Simple Spaetzle
4 servings

    1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
    3 eggs, lightly beaten
    1/4 cup 2% milk
    2 tsp. salt
    6 cups chicken broth
    2 tsp. butter

In a large bowl, stir the flour, eggs, milk and salt until smooth (dough will be sticky). In a large saucepan, bring broth to a boil. Pour dough into a colander, cheese grater (shown) or spaetzle maker coated with cooking spray; place over boiling broth.

Homemade spatzel recipe

With a wooden spoon, press dough until small pieces drop into boiling water. Cook for 2 minutes or until spaetzle are tender and float. Remove with a slotted spoon; toss with butter.  



Chef Perry’s Bacon & Four-Cheese Scalloped Potatoes

Bacon Four Cheese Scalloped Potatoes

Here’s a sneak-peek from the upcoming Home Chef Guidebook: “Bacon!” Let’s face it, as comfort foods go, scalloped potatoes are pretty hard to beat, and this version is completely over the top!

Creamy, cheesy goodness with a umami blast of bacon…these potatoes are my happy place!

~ Chef Perry

Bacon & Four-Cheese Scalloped Potatoes

  • 2 pounds yellow potatoes, unpeeled and sliced 1/4 inch thick
  • 1 small sweet onion, minced
  • 2 cloves garlic, thinly sliced
  • 2 tablespoons unsalted butter, cut into pieces, plus more for brushing
  • 1/4 cup sweet cream butter (for cheese sauce)
  • 1/4 cup AP Flour
  • 1/2 cup shredded mozzarella cheese
  • 1/2 cup shredded asiago cheese
  • 1/2 cup shredded raclette or comte cheese
  • Kosher salt and freshly ground pepper
  • 1 cup heavy cream
  • 1 cup whole milk
  • 8 oz Thick bacon lardons, fried crisp and drained
  • 1/4 teaspoon freshly grated nutmeg
  • 1/2 cup grated Parmesan cheese

Position a rack in the upper third of the oven and preheat to 425 degrees F. Generously brush a large baking dish with butter. Combine the mozzarella, asiago and raclette in a bowl (but NOT the Parmesan).

Cut bacon into lardons.

Bacon Lardons

Fry until crisp, drain on paper towels, and set aside.

Fried Bacon Lardons

For the Roux: In 2-quart saucepan, melt the 1/4 cup of the butter over medium heat. Cook onion and garlic in butter about 2 minutes, stirring occasionally, until tender. Stir in flour, salt and pepper (this is a roux). Cook the roux, stirring constantly, until smooth and golden brown; remove from heat. Stir in milk a little at a time, repeat with heavy cream. Heat to boiling, stirring constantly. Boil and stir 1 minute.

You now have a Béchamel, one of the 5 French “Mother Sauces” and the backbone of cheese sauces.

Remove the white sauce from the heat and stir in the cheese blend, 1/2 a cup at a time, until smooth. Keep warm.

Sliced Yellow Potatoes

Slice the potatoes skin on (optional). I like mine a little thicker, but you can slice them thinner than this, according to your preference. Blanch the potato slices in simmering, salted, water until just starting to soften. Shock in cold water to stop cooking.

Sliced potatoes in dish

To the baking dish, add half of the potatoes, spreading them out. Sprinkle with 3/4 teaspoon salt, half of the cut-up butter, half of the bacon lardons, half of the cheese sauce, and pepper to taste. Arrange the remaining potatoes and bacon on top. Sprinkle with 3/4 teaspoon salt, and pepper to taste. Pour the remaining bacon, then cheese sauce over the potatoes, then add the nutmeg. Dot the potatoes with the remaining cut-up butter.

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 Sprinkle the potatoes with the Parmesan.

Bacon Four Cheese Scalloped Potatoes

Bake until golden, about 25 minutes. Let rest 10 minutes before serving.

Best Ham Leftovers Recipes

My 5 Favorite Leftover Ham Recipes

Best Ham Leftovers Recipes

So, yesterday we took a look at my favorite ham recipe, Peach-Ginger Smoked Holiday Ham, now let’s take a look at what to do with all of these delicious piggy leftovers…you will have leftover’s right?

Leftover ham recipesNot buying twice as much ham as you need for the holiday meal…total rookie mistake.

Sure, you could do three or four reheats of Thanksgiving dinner (I do this at least once for lunch) but don’t pass up the chance to add some of these great dishes into the menu plan for the week following the holidays…

My 5 Favorite Ham Recipes

leftover ham and bean soup recipeHam and bean soup – Use the ham bone and some leftover ham to make a hearty soup. I like to add a 15 Bean Soup Mix. Soak the beans overnight, so that they’re ready to use the next day. Saute a large diced yellow onion, a diced red bell pepper, and – if you like a little spice – a diced jalapeno.

Simmer until done, uncovered, adding water as needed. Serve with lots of soft, warm bread.

leftover ham brekfast bagel recipeHam and eggs – I love breakfast for dinner! Grill the ham lightly in butter, and pair with some toast or a toasted everything bagel and a little Gruyere cheese, and you’ve got a quick, and awesome dinner.

Fancy it up by making a Denver omelet!


leftover ham cobb salad

Cobb salad – Diced ham (as well as any other meats and cheeses you might have lying around Romaine and iceberg lettuce, red onion, olives, avocados, chopped bacon…you name it! Oh, and just one guy’s opinion, but it ain’t Cobb salad without some of those little mini corn things!

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Homemade Hawaiian pizza – dice the ham, and follow this Basic Pizza Dough recipe – Fresh pineapple is a bit more work, but totally worth it! Top the dough with a little tomato paste, some shredded Italian blend cheese and pop into a pre-heated 450 oven for 10-15 minutes. Or, grab a pizza stone and follow our recipe and made some next-level grilled pizza!

Fried potatoes and ham – Hash, as we call it down south, is a big favorite at our house. I like to mix the fried potatoes with onions, mushrooms, and pieces of ham, but you can serve the ham on the side, too. Sprinkle with a little cheddar cheese and top with a dollop of sour cream. You can use something healthier than bacon grease to fry the potatoes…but it won’t be as good.

I know, I said 5…but I can’t leave out my favorite…

Ham sandwiches – This old standby is great for lunch. Ham, cheddar, bread, and butter…simple and perfect! Fancy it up by adding a little sweet-hot mustard in sliced Italian bread, swapping the cheddar for Gruyere, and grilling it until golden brown on both sides. Bene!

So, what’s YOUR favorite “Holiday leftover recipe?”