Special thanks to my friends on Facebook who joined in, this was a hoot! This one’s for all my foodie friends, what a bunch of weirdos…
You plan vacations based on the local restaurant scene
You’ve stayed up till 2am reading…a cookbook
You take notes at the movies during “food scenes”
You carry around your own condiments…you know, just in case
You have a 60″ Plasma TV and pay for cable…but the only channel you watch is Food Network.
You’ve used the term “food porn” in front of your mom
It no longer seems strange to take pictures of what you eat
Friends apologize when inviting you to fast food restaurants
Dogs follow you because you smell like bacon
Your 4 y/o won’t eat boxed mac & cheese, but loves foie gras
You never get invited to dinner because your friends are scared to cook for you
You’ve rearranged food on someone else’s plate, to take a picture…
When the answer to any problem is to make dessert
You’re on a first-name basis with the butcher at your favorite store, but you can’t remember your babysitter’s name.
You’ve registered for your wedding AND baby shower at WHOLE FOODS.
You have fantasized about being locked in a kitchen with Alton Brown